1) Sardar: I hav'nt slept all nite in the train.
Friend: Y?
Sardar: Got upper berth.
Friend: Y did'nt u Xchnge?
Sardar: oye, there was nobody 2 Xchnge n the lower Berth..
2) Sardar tells his girlfriend "Come 2 my house at night, nobody Will be
there.............
Girl goes at night & really nobody was there
3) A SARDAR went 2 a BANK to open a S.B. A/C. After seeing the Form He had
gone to DELHI for Filling up. U know y?
FORM said "FILL UP IN CAPITAL ".
4) A sardar invested 2 Lakhs in a business and Suffered huge Loss.
Do u know what the business was? . . . . .
He opened a Saloon in Punjab!.
5) A Teacher lecturing on population - In India after Every 10 sec a women
gives birth to a kid.
A Sardar stands up- we must find & stop her!.
6) Sardar-why r all these people running?
Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Sardar - If only the winner will get the cup, why r others running?
7) Sardar had twins : he named them Tin & Martin.
Again had twins & named Peter & Repeater.
again twins & named Max & Climax.
Again d same. Disgusted Sardar named them TIRED & RETIRED!
8) 19 SARDARS WENT to a FILM. ASKING THEM Y THEY CAME IN A BIG GROUP OF 19?
THEY REPLIED THAT THE FILM WAS ONLY FOR ABOVE 18...
9) A sardarji photographer focusing a dead body's face in a funeral
function, suddenly all relatives beat him why?
He said "SMILE PLEASE"
10) Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense.
Sardar: The future tense is "u will go to jail".
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