Tuesday, April 03, 2007

Romeo and Juliet - Text Message Version

Romeo and Juliet
Text Message Version

--------------------- Act 1 -----------------------

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Romeo : R u awake? Want 2 chat?
Juliet: O Rom. Where4 art thou?
Romeo: Outside yr window.
Juliet: Stalker!
Romeo: Had 2 come. feeling jiggy.
Juliet: B careful. My family h8 u.
Romeo: Tell me about it. What about u?
Juliet: 'm up for marriage f u are.. Is tht a bit fwd?
Romeo: No. Yes. No. Oh, dsnt mat-r, 2moro @ 9?
Juliet: Luv U xxxx
Romeo: CU then xxxx

--------------------- Act 2 -----------------------

Friar: Do u?
Juliet: I do
Romeo: I do

--------------------- Act 3 -----------------------

Juliet: Come bck 2 bed. It's the nightingale not the lark.
Romeo: OK
Juliet: !!! I ws wrong !!!. It's the lark. U gotta go. Or die.
Romeo: Damn. I shouldn't hv wasted Tybalt & gt banished.
Juliet: When CU again?
Romeo: Soon. Promise. Dry sorrow drinks our blood. Adieu.
Juliet: Miss u big time.

--------------------- Act 4 -----------------------

Nurse: Yr mum says u have 2 marry Paris!!
Juliet: No way. Yuk yuk yuk. n-e-way, am mard 2 Rom.

--------------------- Act 5 -----------------------

Friar: Really? O no. U wl have 2 take potion that makes u look ded.
Juliet: Gr8.

--------------------- Act 6 -----------------------

Romeo: J-why r u not returning my texts?
Romeo: RUOK? Am abroad but phone still works.
Romeo: TEXT ME!
Batty: Bad news. J dead. Sorry m8.

--------------------- Act 7 -----------------------

Romeo: J-wish u wr able 2 read this...am now poisoning & and climbing
in yr
grave. LUV U Ju xxxx

--------------------- Act 8 -----------------------

Juliet: R-got yr text! Am alive! Ws faking it! Whr RU? Oh...
Friar: Vry bad situation.
Juliet: Nightmare. LUVU2. Always. Dagger.
Ow!!!

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8 comments:

B.T.Bear Esq. said...

Hey! What's all this about animals not laughing? I'm a Bear! And sometimes I laugh so much I nearly poo.

Anonymous said...

my name is juliet and my nickname is julz. Lol.

CalDJC said...

boy ♥ girl,
girl ♥ boy,
girl dad H8 boy,
girl fakes deth,
boy /slashwrist ,
girl /facepalm, /slashwrist

Maja said...

Dear Sushil
I am writing to ask your permission to copy act 1 to a Danish online teaching material (only accessible to Danish students). I will of course link to your page. The students only need to work with the first act, so it is much easier for them if the text is directly embedded.
Best regards
Maja Hansen

lauren shano said...

I would like permission to use this text with my Reading classes please.
Thank you,
Dawn Shano

Dawn Shano said...

I would like permission to use this text with my Reading classes.
Dawn Shano
Aldine ISD
Houston, TX

Anonymous said...

I would like your permission to use this text with my students.
thank you.
claudia reis

Anonymous said...

cute! but "wherefore" means "why" not "where" :)